Team Katy:
Jeff - Billy - Shane
Team Sugarland
Mike Lewis - Sugar Land Steve - Clayton
The Challenge: Each team buys in for $1,000, total price pool of $2,000. Last team with all the chips wins.
Rules:
Players will draw for seats. 1-6
Blinds are 5 5 - They do not go up.
Chips can be moved from team member to team member before each hand is dealt.
Team members can not tell each other to fold, ex. "Fold, I've got this one."
There is no insurance.
If a player is knocked out player can still get back in the game as long as his team mates have chips to give him.
Ok, enough with the official stuff. This was Clayton's idea, he seems to think that the South aka Team Sugar Land can whip up on team Katy. Hah!! Are you crazy!!!! The answer to that is yes, and I'm glad, cause I'm looking forward to undressing your skinny ass. And as for Sugar Steve, he better come drunk, he can't play cards when he's sober. The old Steve I knew could win a pot without having any cards, this new version of Steve. He's scared. Mike Lewis..lol. I've been pushing guys like Mike around all my life, he's the kid I'd trip in the hallways. We all know that I'm going to get into his head, and when I do, he's going to come back with his old faithful line. "I'm playing with your money" Then he'll get mad, and put about $300 in the pot with pocket 4's. I can't wait.
What the South doesn't realize is that Billy and I are going to take the chain off of our pit bull...Jeff. The south isn't going to know what hit them! Jeff is going to be biting them all over the ankles slowly chipping away at there chip stacks while Billy sits off in the grass in Viper mode ready to go in for the kill on someone. And all of this is going to be happening right in frontof the south's eyes but they aren't going to notice...Why....Because they are going to be watching me..the "Donkey." There going to be to concerned with me embarssing them in front of people to see the kill shot coming from the Pitbull or the Viper. Some things in life are predetermined, this is one of those situations. FACT: Team Katy Is Better. FACT: The South will lose.
I'm going to get a camera to record this thing. I want to post clips of the south's butt whipin on the blog.
Here's a little something Jeff typed up. He knows that the south is going to cry about the rules so were already ready for there objections.
The
way they were talking on Monday I think that they would be ok playing but team
Katy would not be allowed to:
1)
change money as a team
2) be
in a hand with more than one team Katy member at one time this would be a unfair
advantage for the West
3)
rule 2 would insure that team Katy would not illegally pass money to each other
and be able to put in play there superior strategy
4)
team Katy would only be able to play pocket pairs or face
cards
5)
team Katy would not be allowed to raise more than what is in the pot and because
of rule 4 would not be allowed to raise $40 with hands like 6 - 4 off
suit.
6) no
one could be in attendance to watch for fear of
embarrassment
This
is just the rules that I can think of off the top of my head that I'm sure the
South would want to implement to try to level the field. It would be
called the new South Stimulus package. This package would try to tax us on
or superior poker skills and ability and spread the wealth to those not as
fortunate as us at the card table.
UPDATE:
I'm on the phone with Sugar Steve right now, he has no idea I'm taking notes. He's accusing the West of "Scratching each others toenails under the table". He's calling bullshit to the teams. I'm starting to wonder if he has faith in his team mates. He wants the tourney to be everyone for them selves. This is hilarious, he's is scared to death to play teams. There is definately a problem with Team Sugarland. He's concerend that Team Katy is going to raise with nothing. "Shaking each other eyes's at each other."
"Your still going to get loose play" "Execpt from me" "I say winner takes all" "This will keep it more true to the game" "You and I both know there is going to be alot more crappy play from you and billy, Jeff is going to push alot" "Billy can get away from hands, but he's there to go in for the kill" "If I win the money, I'm not giving any to them..I wouldn't expect them to give me any money" "Unless we wanted to chop or something" LOL..Then he finishes with.."I'm for what ever, when are we doing this?"